Why doesn't he jack off? No obnoxious responses please?

Truthfully Every guy will lie to his Girlfriend about Masturbation Cause it is Embarrassing When a girl That you Like Or are related to Asked you about it And truth full it shouldn't matter as long he is not cheating on you Am i right As long as his Hand doesn't have The ability to talk breath and Feel emotions so dont worry and just Go along with it now that you know what you know